If the signs were mythological creatures:

Aries:Werewolf
Taurus:Hell hound
Gemini:Doppelgänger
Cancer:Banshee
Leo:Fairy
Virgo:Angel
Libra:Nymph
Scorpio:Siren
Sagittarius:Ghost
Capricorn:Mermaid
Aquarius:Vampire
Pisces:Shapeshifter
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10 hours ago

einsteinrosenbridges:

a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything

(via zackisontumblr)

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10 hours ago

horror movie opening scene

white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:babe what that??
white boy:i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:zack!!!
white boy:ha ha just kidding!
white girl:asshole!
white boy:im just playin babe
white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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10 hours ago

bent-duck:

crimewave420:

He is ready to FUCK

its time to B O N E

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10 hours ago
the-well-dressed-goat:

How to enter a room like an Achievement Hunter

the-well-dressed-goat:

How to enter a room like an Achievement Hunter

(via mdtwn)

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10 hours ago

thrustingbutts:

skincarvedheart:

that-horny-mofo:

Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?

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Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?

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Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii

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Lilo was a popular little bitch.

the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…

(Source: thehornymofo, via portkey221b)

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10 hours ago
bu7ters:

davidrazi:

defcia:

true

Girls always bitch about this, sure, but it’s not like it’s any better for guys. You think I wanna be some ultra macho beefcake?There’s a reason I always pick female character models in video games.

bu7ters:

davidrazi:

defcia:

true

Girls always bitch about this, sure, but it’s not like it’s any better for guys. You think I wanna be some ultra macho beefcake?
There’s a reason I always pick female character models in video games.

(via sterlingarcher)

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10 hours ago

Priorities level: Eric Cartman

(Source: bisoukawaii, via sterlingarcher)

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