If the signs were mythological creatures:

Aries:Werewolf
Taurus:Hell hound
Gemini:Doppelgänger
Cancer:Banshee
Leo:Fairy
Virgo:Angel
Libra:Nymph
Scorpio:Siren
Sagittarius:Ghost
Capricorn:Mermaid
Aquarius:Vampire
Pisces:Shapeshifter
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2 days ago

einsteinrosenbridges:

a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything

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2 days ago

horror movie opening scene

white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:babe what that??
white boy:i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:zack!!!
white boy:ha ha just kidding!
white girl:asshole!
white boy:im just playin babe
white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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2 days ago

bent-duck:

crimewave420:

He is ready to FUCK

its time to B O N E

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2 days ago
the-well-dressed-goat:

How to enter a room like an Achievement Hunter

the-well-dressed-goat:

How to enter a room like an Achievement Hunter

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2 days ago
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